Waiting, waiting, waiting for the restaurant to finally open was agony: I love me a hot beef injection.
As my mom always said, “It isn’t good unless it’s dripping down your elbows.” (You can see where I get my class from.)
I swallowed…but I didn’t like it.
The waitress came by a few minutes after the food was served to ask, “How are the first few bites?” I pointed at my half-empty plate in shame and said, “The first few bites were obviously delicious.”
What tastes better than fat? Fat and beef, that’s what.
Ok, so a little about my new series, Meat Fighter.
The background: I wanted to run a Versus series that pitted two burgers against each other.
The name: Obviously inspired by the 80s/90s video game, Street Fighter.
For those of you who aren’t on the up and up on Street Fighter, despite the fact that I am utterly disgusted with your ignorance at the moment, I will share a little about the video game from the “most trusted source for information,” Wikipedia.
Burger Burger reminded me of the Burger Bar version of Bon’s Off Broadway, which I call The Greasiest of Greasy Spoons. Except that Burger Burger had all of the grime and none of the charm of Bon’s.