Pretending to text to avoid someone: epic winning!
My friend Victoria sent me a text a few days ago. Apparently I needed to try breakfast at “Poultry in Motion” in White Rock. Huh? What kind of name is that? Sounds like a butcher’s shop or a meat market that deals exclusively in fowl. Do I really want to eat breakfast from a place called Poultry in Motion?
Times are tough. The fat must be trimmed. But what if you want to have your fat and eat it too? Then head to Bon’s Off Broadway, the greasiest of greasy spoon diners. Bon’s is the kind of place where you are not sure if you should sit down on the grimy, ripped plastic booth. … Read more